What we are not is a gym where you can walk or jog on a treadmill, ride an elliptical or stationary bike while watching TV, or playing cards as you walk on the treadmill I’ve seen it more times than I care to remember. We are not a gym full of mirrors so you can watch yourself perform bicep curls while watching to see if anyone else is watching you perform this relatively meaningless exercise. We are not a gym where you can meet up with the regulars to discuss who wore what & where. We don’t teach classes where you gyrate, do the Macarena, or hooky pooky or any other dance move. We don’t have plushy useless machines, locker rooms where you can get your shoes polished or a saloon to get your hair cut or get a pedicure. We are a high performance facility with Spotters ready to help you achieve your physical and athletic goals not just as a New Years or spring break resolution but rather to be fit & healthy for the rest of your life.
May 20, 2013
What We Are Not